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Piggin eck!

I don’t know about you, but when I get an email that has been forwarded round half the world, I like to see which companies it’s been to.  Then I type their web address in and have a nosey.  I hope you’re getting an idea of just how little work I’ve got to do recently. … Continue reading

Not a lot to say

I haven’t got owt to say Here’s some whinging   I ordered a tankini top and matching knix off Debenhams website.  But when I got my email confirmation, it said I’d ordered the bikini top, not the tankini one.  Well I don’t want a bikini top, I’ve got loads.  I want a little strappy vest … Continue reading

Soddin Nettles!!

Soddin nettles! I park on a lovely quiet little carpark with a “man” on it. He let me park my car there long-time, ten dollah.  I am a creature of habit and thus I like to park in my own little carparking spot.  It’s in the shade, and to be honest only teensy little cars … Continue reading

Is it giro day?!

Is it giro day? Is it giro day?I want a tomato! Oh and… Marzipan’s PRIVATE!   I’ve got an essay due.  It’s not ‘appenin.  I appear to have an aversion to my books at the moment.  Every time I reach down to pick one up, a giant flump jumps off the sofa, gets me in … Continue reading

Three little bits of shoyte are we…

Are you going to Turkey on 7th August…?   No….?   Oh, sorry, that’s not you is it?  It’s MEEEEEE!!!   Cue smug-chuckling : Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh.  I just hope I can clear it with work now    ————————————————————————–   My second piece of news – interestingly enough – also comes in the form of text, and … Continue reading